just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via nuthaniel)

22.Sep.14 7 hours ago
22.Sep.14 7 hours ago

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via trust)

22.Sep.14 7 hours ago
22.Sep.14 7 hours ago
22.Sep.14 9 hours ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.

(via sorry)

22.Sep.14 18 hours ago

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

(Source: squided, via yelled)

21.Sep.14 1 day ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via covocal)

21.Sep.14 1 day ago
21.Sep.14 1 day ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via tyleroakley)

21.Sep.14 1 day ago